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hhhh h hhhh
hhhh h

oh actually no she did  I think she used to 
oh yeah don’t
cover up for her now
yeah righto Warren


well I liked it
when you guys were around

huh
when u guys were around
ah

but ahm  I’m excited about Jesse’s birthday 
how many weeks after hers is yours one week
or two

two weeks I think 
maybe   two and a half
what are you doing huh
its gonna be an expensive month

oi so many birthdays already
what are you getting Jess
I dunno I’m just
I dunno I was thinking about nothing
I’m just gonna have a big birthday bash
okay
have        decided everyones
don’t say it too loud
birthday present apart from freakin’ yours
shes awake
what do you want
yeah that’s cause I’m  hard core 
what do you want
I dunno
is there any like in partic
I don’t want anything
no well you there must

get him a GPS just rewrap yours and
give it to him
hh hhh h
hhh
I want a car 
oh yeah I’ll buy you a car no worries Waz
I’ll just buy you
a Bunnings voucher
real friends would hook me up
hh hhhhh
hhhhh
you could always
yes  have you decided how much
you want for your car yet 
no I 
don’ know
I really need to know what to  get  you
well  you were working
that out today
what car are you selling your car
ahm maybe
or buying it
you mean the ahm  ute    
are you selling your car
or are you buying it
he’s already bought
it
I wouldn’t rebuy my car
hhh
your your ute 
yeah I don’ know yet maybe  depends
really what do you
want  I really need to know
why do you really need to know
it’s a Hilux or Rodeo
this is your
I want   you   to come and party at my birthday
cause I got
oh yeah I’ll just do that and buy you nothing
yeah 
plenty of other people are
no       you bought me a GPS I wanna know what you want
 cause I got
I told you I want a car
hhhh hh

alright I’ll buy yo
I’m  sorry  I’m not made of money

I’ll buy
you a two hundred dollar car

m hhh hh hh
gimme a match box car
huh
gimme a match box car

wha  Logan get OUt
I’m sorry
gimme a miniature
hh
Miniature man
yeah  get me a gorilla suit

I uhm
oh are you doing a theme for your birthday
what are you getting 
don’t know  I don’t know
yet  I got like  I got  a small present
 that I know I wanna buy her  but I dunno
small    
but a lot
no but  not the main present but just like maybe

what is it you should say it and we can save the
I’ll 
ah 
ew
nah  no way


the what
I dunno if she’ll use it though
why not

she just chucks um hhh  she chucks her laptop

in like a Woollies bag h hh
I know             
oh okay
yeah so shell have a use for it and then
I’ll get her something else  

I dunno what I’m gonna get her
’cause I was thinking everytime she gets in my car
all she has is laptop with a battery on top
     yeah
and she scratched my window last time she
did that
hh
what

have you fixed that yet
no
what hap when did she
I don’t have the heart to say gimme sixty bucks
to fix my window
oh you should have said to her for it
no
I’d pay for it if I broke it
yeah
what did she do what did she do
um

oh she just scratched my tinted window that’s all
oh that’s all what did she how though


oh see that’s the whole point she had her laptop with
the  battery and everything on top she was climbing
into the my car  and the door  shut behind her
and smashed the window
h hhh
yes  like all it did was scratch the tint but um
 as I was saying like  we should 
ahm
but yeah not just that
what was I gonna say

I dunno
but it’s Warren who’s giving me the shits
'cause I don’t know what he wants
I’m terrible at buying people presents
no you’re not you buy people good presents

no I’m not
hh h hh
see I’m I can’t buy male presents I just can’t I’m
not good at it  cause I’m not a male so I don’t know
what they want 
what do you want I’m not buying you a car
hhhh
dammit 
I’ve been  relying on that
damn

I don’t know get me like a

are you having a costume party

probably not  unless people wanna dress up

well I’m I was looking forward to it  dressing
up
I’m dressing up for Gregs 
I’m thinking yeah what sort of  is that
it’s a jungle theme so I’m going to
go to Spotlight  and buy some ahm  tiger
material or some leopard material
oh god
wow
and I’m gonna make myself some  pants like in
home ec
Warren’s goin’ to sew 
hhhh
yep I am
did you do home ec like that
yeah  and then
wow
are you serious
I’ll make the pants 
you can just you can buy the pattern
and then
what like pyjama pants
yeah then I’m gonna like             
you know  buy the
pattern then all you have to do is like cut
yeah
you know what I mean like
 yeah like short  then I’m gonna sew it 
and then I’m 
how do they know so much about sewing
I don’t know
I’m gonna make  arm bands 
like     just like      fussy ones
the ones I made were about three sizes too big for
me
I look like a tigers Tarzan man 
but sewing I got an A for


can’t you get like people  just like 
a Tarzan costume isn’t a Tarzan costume pretty much
why the fuck would I wan
just like  a rug
yeah but that’s gay  that’s something you’d wear
yeah
hhh
mines gonna
oi my pirate outfit was awesome
no one’s gonna
have my costume cause I’m making it myself  and then
I’m gonna wear it around the house 
my short short tiger pants
I wasn’t invited