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DO IT
never
do it do it
that’s disgusting
huh
hey my flask 
where did you get that  it’s pretty sweet
I got it in England  and my nann was like
hey lets get it engraved  hh
what does it say on it  Sara’s
emergency supply
emergency supply hhh hh
as if your grandma
engraved that for you though 
yeah  she’s that cool she used to drop me
yeah ha ha
off like nightclubbing at midnight  by car
wow
did he pick you up 
no
that would be the best 
but uh
my dad used to pick me up when I was a kid
when I started going out in Kenya

really     hm
it’s so good 
no
when my brother got his license and he was still
like  too young to go out drinking
so I just call him he comes to pick us up
hhh yeah hhh
that’s cool it sucks being the older one you don’t
have anyone to do that for
I’m the older one  my younger brother when he
got his license but couldn’t drink
ah
cause you can drive at sixteen
hmm                yeah yeah
yeah
yeah my
but you can drink at nineteen
sister hasn’t even got her    license she’s
just turned nineteen and she’s lazy and 
hh actually she said  ahm
that the reason she won’t get get her
license is because she would rather sit in the
passengers seat and have everyone
else drive her around 

so  this girl’s not very
intelligent though she didn’t know
New Zealand was overseas
you guys sure called that
ah
  

I got day time and night time 
yeah hh hh
hhh         haha hh
OI you should take the night time ones during the
day
nah then I’ll be all groggy in gymnastics
can I have one of them 
yeah what one do you want  ahm this allergies

well I don’t really want to stay up all night
so I’ll have the other one
well   here take the  night one
this one I think is just average 
well
they used to 
they come all in the same packet
I wouldn’t know
yeah
well as soon as 
morning
afternoon and night
how many do you have
oh one’s day and

ones all three how does that work
oh he just gave
me two so this ones day and this ones night
I was like  ahm 
oh
okay I see  it kind of defeats the purpose
so can have
day or night if you want
I’ll take you dregs 
this table’s sticky  eww 
huh
I’ll take your dregs
I don’t even know what that means so you want
that one
your
leftovers
ok     your drugs  your dreads  ha
dregs

Kylie was like I left my lemonade in your flat
don’t drink it
 
what am I going to do with this

is that  ahm  that girl
hh hh  that girl  ah yeah hh hh hh
like that
guy said wow it cracked me up
what a girl
ah the mustached
why 
she  that moustache was so big she had to
drink   a  beer with a straw
I mean she 
you have a photo of that
yeah
huh
yeah I need to see the picture of that again
you wanna 
I just looking over at her and I
couldn’t stop laughing hh hh  hhh
hh hh hh 
she looks just like Daniel Day Lewis
does she 
hhh hh hh hh
hh hh
HEY I swear  hhhh
gangs of new york 
oh god
wow man
hhhh
hello Pete
how are ya
she later took on the whole persona it was
really funny which is like yo man hhh
I’m fantastic
hi hi hh
just like  talking everybody was like what
I still can’t believe you guessed that card right
yeah 
out of all the cards
yeah  and I got the second one number right
right
hum
it’s the wrong suit 
I think I’m psychic out here from all my drinking
                      
and my brain cells are doing freaky shit
like electrocuting myself hhhhh
I don’t think
I have any brain cells left

I’m so pissed I didn’t
get my phone
you need a phone
I went there and it was closed
wha all the way to the city
cause it was like a 
 ahm
what you couldn’t  even talk to them

un hm        how about ten of spades
      really

no you lost it
listen
at least the odds are I get one of the two right
the number or the suit 
NO like I went all the way down there and they
were closed like I knocked and everything
there was no one there so tried to open the door
and let myself in 
right
hopefully  because apparently I missed like a
work meeting at least that’s what my boss said
did someone handed it into the bar
yeah like 
REAlly  that’s so good eh
my friend called
and some guy answered and was like yeah tell
her to contact UJs and
she can come pick it up and I was like sweet
wow that so good
yeah  I sure learned my lesson 
hm
I’m not bringing my phone out anymore 
hm 
anyways it all worked out
never wearing glasses again
so what’s this podcast crap huh
I’m never wearing glasses out again
hhhh
second time someone stole my glasses
shit
it was probably Daniel
I really liked them 
hm
oh my god  did you see the way he was dancing in
that dress
no
he was dancing all like gangster and he was
wearing a little red mini dress
oh my god yeah I’ve seen him 
oh my gosh he 
and one of those red feather boas
 it just didn’t look right 
all the guys looked like freaks dancing 
that’s the last thing I remember
I really I couldn’t 
even recognize anyone
no
they were all  in heels and shit 
Monty was so scary
hh hh
he shaved his
legs
yuck why did he do that shave his legs 
he’s  he
was looking for a damn excuse is what I think
yeah
I think so  oh my gosh if you guys have like
facebook go and look at JD’s photos like 

he was like dressed down
he was a hot chick
I know right
I wouldn’t turn her down